Allelujah! Be Kind! Rewind!
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
A sitcom created around Jeff Mangum being a realtor:
*points at master bedroom* And here’s where your mother sleeps
*points across the room* and here is the room that your brothers were born in